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Me: I need to get a photo of this guy’s jacket without him noticing. Janice: I’ll pretend I’m taking a selfie. I swear to fucking god I love this girl so fucking much. #shesgotmyback #andthisguystoo

clubsduece: meulinlajayjay: monstermantel: dwigtkschrute: SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD im sorry for this but i had to draw something… KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? KARKAT: …IS

FUCK ME AND MY POOR IMPULSE CONTROL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WOULD HAVE BEEN THROWN IN JAIL YEARS AGO IF CATGIRLS WERE REAL http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008GSJ96O/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1423161577&sr=8-2&keywords=Rouna PVC&pi=AC_SX200_QL40#

Cygbtngtbrvtduuwiwoegufuvkb r. Tjouifisidvibk. I went to the movie theater and there was a fucking cop there and a lady checked my bag and I swear to fucking god I had the masturbation sleeve in my purse and I literally forgot it was in there and. I&rsquo

fatcakes: zooophagous: mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT

nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their

rattlehead66: shitty-car-mods-daily: I actually found this hilarious that god damn chair alone is enough for “i swear to fucking god I hope some candy car motherfucker gives this dickhead a defect notice longer than I am tall and ensures that car is

mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO

mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

ironbloodaika: atomictiki: dollwoman: brown3mega: angelo-storto: …Thank you, Ian Flynn. Why not just tear my still-beating heart from my chest while you’re at it? Wily I swear to fucking god if I was a robot master!!!I SWEAR! T___T ! holy

kingjaffejoffer: spiritsdancinginthenight: bonitaapplebelle: b-n-nn-li: shadybicth: swozor: ziallxalmighty: shadybicth: I’m honest to god puking I don’t understand how this is a thing AT ALL Do.. do americans NOT have beans on toast? No

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

bilbobaggingyourmom: boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

theapatheticstag:callistho:I swear to God the camera director deserves a fucking Emmy I threw this shade at my roommate and she was just as dumbstruck This ain’t my normal type shit, but damn that’s a fire question.

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

hallelujah-youngandloaded: welcome-to-the-crying-parade: swiggityswagyousuck: welcome-to-the-crying-parade: seriously do i need to put a step by step guide on how to close my fucking door i SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD build him then we’ll talk

nicktoonsunite: insanity-rain: i can’t even remember what the fuck i searched up to find this beauty but vlad i swear to fucking god vlad you’re too big for your fucking car oh my god on my way to steal ur mom- oop butter biscuits

ironbloodaika: atomictiki: dollwoman: brown3mega: angelo-storto: …Thank you, Ian Flynn. Why not just tear my still-beating heart from my chest while you’re at it? Wily I swear to fucking god if I was a robot master!!!I SWEAR! T___T ! holy

mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO

meggannn: alphaqueer: if you go to buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and you choose the cover with the actors instead of the original cover, i swear to fucking god i will track you down and hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO

mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO

beam-me-up-broadway: seekoutstarlight: fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time

officialcrackdealer: fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose

officialcrackdealer: fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose

zooophagous: mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

dingoinnuendo: “FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”

fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

worldheritagepostorganization:boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie!

worldheritagepostorganization:boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie!

mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god

hallelujah-youngandloaded: welcome-to-the-crying-parade: swiggityswagyousuck: welcome-to-the-crying-parade: seriously do i need to put a step by step guide on how to close my fucking door i SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD build him then we’ll talk ok

reclusiveasf: amishfighterpilot: when the cop car that’s been behind you finally passes you or turns onto another street I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD JUST NOW GOD !!

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

zooophagous: mochachild: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GODI DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND HOW THE FUCK THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

ironyofchokingonjacksdick: vessel-to-paradise: Never Settle down cause the cashflow leaves me always wanting more Yes thank you really for deleting the caption even though it had the same fucking lyrics on it, people these days I swear to fucking god

I swear to fucking god all I want is fucking sex AND LAME REASONS ARE IN THE FUCKING WAY.

boysbooksandbandsohmy: bluescreenofthedead: faceboored: CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit

micdotcom: Black and Latino teens in Colorado are being arrested for marijuana more than ever From 2012 to 2014, the overall number of “juvenile marijuana arrests” in Colorado elementary and secondary schools increased by 34%. However, there’s a

FUCK gilmore girlshow could they do this to mei swear to FUCKING god if this show does not come back again i will SHITON EVERYTHING

epoch-aphelion: thotso: blackdenimjeans: vuza: thickneyspears: I SWEAR TO GOD! blackdenimjeans I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD im not even getting my hopes up…. on god if this ends up not being true im reporting all of your blogs no no im not prepared

Oh. My. God. People are so fucking stupid. I swear to fucking god. Do you even read? Did you read? No. Holy shit.

russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine

i swear to fucking god i better get a fucking harvest trevenant RIGHT FUCKING NOW I HAVE BEEN AT THIS ALL DAY AND I HAVE TO USE ENTRAINMENT ON EACH ONE OF THEM TO CHECK THEIR DUMB ABILITIES WITH A DURANT AND IT HAS DIED SO MANY TIMES IT LOOKS SO FUCKING

vividbuttoperation: I swear to fucking god

pooched: “Everyone is a little OCD” I swear to fucking god if you compare my mental disorders to ‘quirky’ personality traits I’ll shove your fucking head through a wall.

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